FEBOLS Peter was happily playing with his friends Jimmy and Timmy in the town square. To the idiot at one point shouted
"the wolf"
All citizens fled home in terror, leaving the three to roll on the floor with laughter.
"you should be ashamed," said Tommy, the older brother of Timmy and Jimmy.
"do not do these things! For punishment, now at home and in bed without dinner! "The two
mutter a bit ', but followed his brother.
Peter, left alone, he had better things to do than go for a walk in the woods. Unfortunately he fell
in a great big wolf devoured him.
The citizens, hearing his heart-rending screams from a distance, they thought it would take them back around and ignored him.
The next day, the spirit of Peter, accompanied by Phantom cheese, threw three brothers on a curse that turned them into anthropomorphic pigs.
not having more sweat glands, were forced to wallow in mud to continuously regulate their own body heat, and what makes them unpopular with their fellow citizens.
"It stinks!" They said often.
Indeed, the butcher, a couple of restaurants and a very overweight woman, looked at them with a certain look, you know? Not very reassuring.
disturbed by them, they decided to leave the city. Tommy
proposed:
"Come with me, build a brick house and we will all live happily together! On good will: for years I do a bricklayer, trowel and cement and we know how to do "
" no, "said Jimmy," I continue my studies by a competitor of Big Brother! I'm going to live in a straw house, where I will spend the day doing the abs. "
"but I want to do the tronista" Timmy said, "I live in a mud house and spend the day with me the reeds." The three separated
... when the big bad wolf came back ... ah, but you already know, then we jump directly to where the wolf, risking embolism, flees into the woods with his tail between his legs from the house of Tommy. Stumbling
just because of the tail fell to the ground, getting up and saw a young 12 in heeled boots, stockings, skirt, blouse and transparent red cape.
"damn! But where does a young, helpless girl like you for a forest all alone? It's full of weird types out there! Can I be your escort? "
" "fuck you care?" She said, unfastening her blouse.
"no, actually I care little," said the wolf
. _To
reasons of censorship to jump when the wolf falls asleep exhausted (about 5 minutes ... after the rest had just risked his life) _
Little Red Riding Hood was smoking a cigarette leaning against a tree when he saw a young sprout from the wood.
"Clyde! You're late, "she said.
"Wow, Bonnie, I had phoned the Grimilde ... I had a couple sciacquetta"
"And ...?"
"Nothing was too cute to kill. I did do a ******* and I let her go! "
" But ... if the old queen catches you ... "
" no, I paired a doe, I ripped the heart and gave it into believing that it was the White chick ... something ... boh. "
" I predict that you will use scuoierà and your skin to clean the mirror. Come on, enough bullshit, we need to take 'I'm animal in the village! "
The two tied the wolf to a large branch to the wrists and ankles and carried him dangling in the village.
There they were welcomed as heroes for their deliverance from this threat.
The moral of this story is that .... The phrase "sweating like a pig" is incorrect because pigs do not sweat.
